This one is for you D'Antoni. You gave the Linsanity a chance and he painted the league yellow. I don't understand what the f happened though they were so good without Melo and oh so fucking bad with him. Today I have some fresh new turds to be flushed so press play and get this started.
FLUSH THESE TURDS
DeAndre Jordan (PF,C) - Clippers 88% owned
God 88% is sad people. What are you waiting on? Jordan is not getting minutes and when he does he is putting up an embarrassing 4 points and 7 rebounds. Every once in awhile you see him put up a double double and it gets your dick just a little hard and you think he may do something but he wont. Drop him, dump him, flush this turd.
Jason Kidd (PG) - Dallas 74%
Kidd's numbers have gone down along with his minutes and unless there is no one else Kidd isn't even a fill in. Averaging just 6 points and 5 assists there is nothing to see here. Unless there is a quick turn around not by just Kidd but the entire Maverick corporation you can drop him, dump him, flush this turd.
Stephen Curry (PG) - Golden State 98%
The Warriors have thrown in the towel for the season. Trading for an injured player and then telling Curry to take some time off. Surgery is my guess so no need to explain anymore. Drop him, dump him, flush this turd.
SQUIDS FANTASY PROMISE 1-4
The record gets worse and worse but I'm still going to keep it going. Tonight we have one hell of a game between King James and DROSE. I'm taking the Heat even though the bulls are tough at home.
That's all folks. Thanks for reading and come back tomorrow. The baseball will continue tomorrow but today FHSU is priority.
Welcome ladies and gentleman. Sorry for the break on Friday and Monday but today I'm feeling fresher than a peppermint and ready to deliver some delicious fantasy morsels. Today is a beautiful day in Hays, Kansas and if you are down to play some yard games get your ass to my house and lets drink. Today I have some basketball and Round 1 of Fantasy Baseball. So press play and get on my level.
Waiver Wonders
Mike Dunleavy (SG,SF) - Milwaukee 29% owned
Denleavy has really turned it on as of late. The last two weeks he has averaged almost 16 pts (1.9 3 pointers), 5 rebounds, 3.5 assists and a steal per game. The most important thing is that this guy is really getting the minutes he needs to put up these numbers. A month ago he was only getting 26 minutes and in the last week he has seen almost 37 minutes.Go get this guy and ride his hot streak into the playoffs.
Kyle Korver (SG,SF) - Chicago 19%
Holy shit have you seen this guy play. Loul Deng who??? I know that he may just be a fill in (for now) but man this white boy can play. I think he has more than deserved to increase his minutes and this may make him a viable fantasy option even coming off the bench. This guy isn't all 3's either (although he puts them up in bunches) he is also rebounding(4.4), assists(2.7), almost a steal and even half a block a game. As long as Deng is out this guy should be in your lineup and wait and see what coach does in the near future.
Trevor Booker(PF) - Washington 35%
Quietly averaging a double double over the last week this guy may be able to help at PF. I know he isn't your household name but at this point in the season there is no need to hang onto injured guys that may contribute in a few weeks. It doesn't matter how good Zach Randolph is if he never sees a minute on your roster because you missed out on the playoffs. Booker is producing now, get him and watch his stats continue to rise.
SQUIDS FANTASY PROMISE (1-3)
Damn my picks keep losing at the last minute. Ah well hopefully the break cleared my mind. Tonight we have 8 games and I'm going to pick the TrailBlazers pulling off the upset against the Pacers. The Batum/Aldridge show is always a fun one to watch and both players should put up 35+ fantasy points for those lucky owners.
BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL
As requested I am going to attempt to put up my own personal MLB positional ranking. Today I am going to start with catchers and continue daily until we are done. By the end you should have a list that you can use at your drafts that you can use to assert your dominance over those lowly bitches you play with. New section, new song, play it bitches.
1.Mike Napoli – TEX (Qualifies at 1B as well)
2.Brian McCann – ATL (1B)
3.Carlos Santana – CLE
4.Alex Avila – DET
5.Miguel Montero – ARI
6.Buster Posey - SF BIG BIG BIG things I tell you. I'm talking fucking huge.
7.Matt Wieters – BAL
8.Yadier Molina – STL
9.Wilson Ramos – WAS
10Joe Mauer – MINA little on the rusty side but he should shake it off and return to form.
11.Russell Martin - NYYWouldn't surprise me if this guy finishes top 10.
12.J.P. Arencibia – TOR
13.Geovany Soto – CHC
14.Salvador Perez – KC maybe on the high side but KC represent bitches watch this kid explode on bitches faces
15.Jonathon Lucroy – MIL
16.Kurt Suzuki – OAK
17.John Buck – MIANew look same old Buck. Don't pass this Buck.
18.Jarrod Saltamacchia – BOSI have no faith in the guy ranked #18 scares me, Boston scares me, WTF happened, prove me wrong
19.Chris Iannetta – LAA
20.A.J. Piezynski – CWS
21.Carlos Ruiz - PHI
22.Miguel Olivo – SEA
23.Ramon Hernandez – COLThis offense always comes up big I could see Ramon sneaking in the top 20
24.Nick Hundley – SD
25.Ryan Doumit - MIN
Well that's all I have for you guys today. Don't forget to sign up for my fantasy baseball league I will repost the links to that on my page. Also we have a house NCAA Bracket, if you want in it is five dollars winner take all and if needed you can call in your picks (6202142889) but if no money by Thursday then your bracket is as good as shitter paper.
Figured this video would be appropriate for the day because I will be gone tomorrow. That's right first week on the "job" and I'm already taking a day off. I do however justify my absence by saying that I will be at Fake Patties in Manhattan, Kansas. If you do know what Fake Patties is get off your lazy ass and get to one of the biggest parties you can go to in Kansas. So get your green on, don't you dare show up sober (this may or may not condone drinking and driving) and have the time of your like that no one will ever remember. Oh and don't be one of those douchebags that starts a fight just because his alcohol tolerance is shorter than his dick. Will I guess that was my ramble for the day. Now press play on the Khalifa and enjoy the blog.
Change is hard sometimes. Today I am going to help you change your team by clearing out some room for that guy on the waiver that you need. It is one of my biggest problems in fantasy because I can never pull the trigger and drop a guy even though he is obviously struggling. It is so easy to think that as soon as you drop the guy that is when he starts playing better but it is hardly ever the truth. Instead the player just sits on your bench for weeks just taking up priceless bench space. Just do it dammit. Drop the bastard. I'm not saying that I am Jesus but here are the guys that give you "permission to drop".
