Monday, March 12, 2012

Squid's Fantasy Ramble March 13th


Welcome ladies and gentleman. Sorry for the break on Friday and Monday but today I'm feeling fresher than a peppermint and ready to deliver some delicious fantasy morsels. Today is a beautiful day in Hays, Kansas and if you are down to play some yard games get your ass to my house and lets drink. Today I have some basketball and Round 1 of Fantasy Baseball. So press play and get on my level.

Waiver Wonders

Mike Dunleavy (SG,SF) - Milwaukee 29% owned

Denleavy has really turned it on as of late. The last two weeks he has averaged almost 16 pts (1.9 3 pointers), 5 rebounds, 3.5 assists and a steal per game. The most important thing is that this guy is really getting the minutes he needs to put up these numbers. A month ago he was only getting 26 minutes and in the last week he has seen almost 37 minutes.Go get this guy and ride his hot streak into the playoffs.

Kyle Korver (SG,SF) - Chicago 19%

Holy shit have you seen this guy play. Loul Deng who??? I know that he may just be a fill in (for now) but man this white boy can play. I think he has more than deserved to increase his minutes and this may make him a viable fantasy option even coming off the bench. This guy isn't all 3's either (although he puts them up in bunches) he is also rebounding(4.4), assists(2.7), almost a steal and even half a block a game. As long as Deng is out this guy should be in your lineup and wait and see what coach does in the near future.

Trevor Booker(PF) - Washington 35%

Quietly averaging a double double over the last week this guy may be able to help at PF. I know he isn't your household name but at this point in the season there is no need to hang onto injured guys that may contribute in a few weeks. It doesn't matter how good Zach Randolph is if he never sees a minute on your roster because you missed out on the playoffs. Booker is producing now, get him and watch his stats continue to rise.

SQUIDS FANTASY PROMISE (1-3)

Damn my picks keep losing at the last minute. Ah well hopefully the break cleared my mind. Tonight we have 8 games and I'm going to pick the TrailBlazers pulling off the upset against the Pacers. The Batum/Aldridge show is always a fun one to watch and both players should put up 35+ fantasy points for those lucky owners.

BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL

As requested I am going to attempt to put up my own personal MLB positional ranking. Today I am going to start with catchers and continue daily until we are done. By the end you should have a list that you can use at your drafts that you can use to assert your dominance over those lowly bitches you play with. New section, new song, play it bitches.



1.Mike Napoli – TEX (Qualifies at 1B as well)

2.Brian McCann – ATL (1B)

3.Carlos Santana – CLE

4.Alex Avila – DET

5.Miguel Montero – ARI

6.Buster Posey - SF BIG BIG BIG things I tell you. I'm talking fucking huge.

7. Matt Wieters – BAL

8. Yadier Molina – STL

9.Wilson Ramos – WAS

10Joe Mauer – MIN A little on the rusty side but he should shake it off and return to form.

11. Russell Martin - NYY Wouldn't surprise me if this guy finishes top 10.

12. J.P. Arencibia – TOR

13. Geovany Soto – CHC

14. Salvador Perez – KC maybe on the high side but KC represent bitches watch this kid explode on bitches faces

15. Jonathon Lucroy – MIL

16. Kurt Suzuki – OAK

17. John Buck – MIA New look same old Buck. Don't pass this Buck.

18. Jarrod Saltamacchia – BOS I have no faith in the guy ranked #18 scares me, Boston scares me, WTF happened, prove me wrong

19. Chris Iannetta – LAA

20. A.J. Piezynski – CWS

21. Carlos Ruiz - PHI

22. Miguel Olivo – SEA

23. Ramon Hernandez – COL This offense always comes up big I could see Ramon sneaking in the top 20

24. Nick Hundley – SD

25. Ryan Doumit - MIN




Well that's all I have for you guys today. Don't forget to sign up for my fantasy baseball league I will repost the links to that on my page. Also we have a house NCAA Bracket, if you want in it is five dollars winner take all and if needed you can call in your picks (6202142889) but if no money by Thursday then your bracket is as good as shitter paper.

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